I did a very interesting meme

COMPROMISING OF HETALIA AND BLACK BUTLER CHARACTERS but black butler has one more character ok
VERY INTERESTING KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED 

the line up as followed

1. Alois Trancy
2. Alfred Jones
3. Sebastian Michaelis
4. Ivan Braginski
5. Ciel Phantomhive
6. Claude Faustus
7. Arthur Kirkland

Let's begin, shall we? You can write simple responses, or drawn out paragraphs.


1. Number 3 and 6 get into a bareknuckled brawl. How does the fight go? Who wins? The reasoning for the fight is up to you. (If you are not feeling particularly creative then Number 6 has delivered a pride destroying insult to 3.)
Claude's pride destroying insult would probably go as follows, "Atleast I can eat my dinner without getting emotionally attached to an 13 year old brat"
ok so that failed so Sebastian kicks his ass, because Claude called him ratchet because hooker heels are sooooo 1870.

2. Numbers 5,4,and 1 get together to play a prank on 7. ("Prank" can be anything from a clever house egging, to joyfully tearing off a limb.)
"I'm Alois, this is Ciel and Ivan, and this is jackass!" Alois cheerfully yells.
That's basically how it goes, and they round up loads of eagles and force them to not attack iggy, but peck him to scare him.
tbh i'd pay to see that.

3. Number 7 is pissed. How do they take their rage out on 2? (Why are they pissed? Is two likely to survive?)
Arthur is pissed because Francis is now dead after choking on his food. He tries to get Alfred to taste some, and no he isn't likely to survive.

4. Number 2 attempts to win the affection of 6. How does 6 react?
"You're totally rad and british! Much better than Iggy!" Alfred would yell.
"Your soul's scent is tainted with fast food and a false sense of freedom, you idiot."
"...that hurt, dude."


5. The gang stumbles upon a rogue Sue whilst wandering about the DA universe. Who steps up to eliminate the menace. (If you are feeling really brutal, pick an actual Mary Sue you despise to inflict pain upon. If you feel you should ask permission, by all means go ahead. Just don't advertise to the creator that their "unique" character may suffer a slight case of disembowelment.)
"Come on guys, let's go kill Mew Berry from Tokyo mew mew a la mode!"
Ciel walks up to her, and bitch slaps the mew out of the 'magical girl'
Sebastian then follows Ciel's orders while the rest watch in horror.
-no hard feelings towards berry shirayuki, tbh she was an ok character, a la mode felt like fanfiction more than a sequel-


6. Numbers 4 and 1 are pissed of at my excessive use of parenthesis. How to they try to deal with the problem? (Do they angrily shout through the forth wall? Do they break into reality and-OH GOD!  STOP PUNCHING ME!)
Ivan and Alois? Oh hell yeah they'd break into reality. Alois would bribe internet guards with some booty and beat the hell out of anyone who uses brackets too often.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.

7.Now that 4 and 1 are finished with their job (HA! I live.) They have a drink in a dive bar where 7 and 3 are bartending.
"Fancy seeing you here, Phantomhive butler. I'd like Ciel's soul, please."
"Alois, put your pants back on. That's your fifth drink, you're not even eighteen, please leave."
Meanwhile Ivan is on god knows how many bottles of vodka, as Iggy just slides them over with a scared look on his face.
"That's your what, fifteenth bottle? Aren't you going to pass out so-"
"More vodka, kolkolkol..."

8. Number 6 comes into contact with a strange artifact shaped like a chickens egg and encrusted with gemstones. What does it do? What do they use it for?
"I've brought you a gemstone, your highness..." 
Claude brought it to Alois.
"What the fuck can I make out of this, you incompetent little bitch? Get on your knees, you're so useless we might as well name you Hannah."
Nah he'd probably sleep with the said gemstone, because I ship Alois and Claude.

9.Alright, time for some fun. 5 wakes up in a parallel dimension in which they are married to 3 with three children. (If same sex, SURPRISE! 3 is now genderbent, thanks to the  power of the internet.)
SEBACIEL WHO WOULDA THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN HOLY FLYING FUCK
But Sebastian is a girl, who cares.
I CAN'T STOP FANGIRLING HOLY CRAP
Ciel would be all like " ay yo what are these little shits doing here sebastian- oh wait you can now be SeBITCH!"
He'd be insanely grossed out though in real and Sebastian would be blushing like mad, oh and btw they'd have black hair and blue eyes omfg
And Ciel's wondering how awkward the sex was like, "B-but I'm 5'2... and she's 6'1..."


10. Number 1 is discovered to be a vampire. (If already a vampire, werewolf, mummy, etc. They are now a sentient golem made of fish.)
Alois as a Vampire? With the amount of blood he spills, no wonder he never goes hungry. 
I wonder if he drinks some of his blood it will replenish his hunger. Oh well.

11. 5 dies. Tragic. How did it happen? Does anyone care? (Don't worry, the meme requires them. Even meme related deaths cannot put the stalwart 5 down for good.)
CIEL NO MY BABY
you know how he died, Sebastian was like "lol your time is up Ciel, time to make you my ho" and ate his soul. But then of course season 2 happened and the rest of this meme is now season 2.
Or Alois was probably twerking on him until he passed out from suffocation


12. Number 6 is fused with a badger. What has science done.

BFFFFHAHAHAHA Claude? He'd probably be one sexy badger thing. Every part of him would be badger except his arms and face. He'd be a sexy badger~

13. Numbers 5 and 7 face down a rampaging Doom Walrus. How do they go about killing the beast? (Be creative as well as descriptive. Your Doom Walrus will be different from others. Does it have magical powers? Is it gigantic? Does it wield a mighty bukkit?)
"I'll cast a spell on you so Russia will kick your ass!" NO NO ENGLAND DON'T DO THAT *Russia gets stuck in floor*
"Bitch please, I have a demon butler at disposal. Don't get rude to me you peasant walrus." *Ciel snaps fingers*

14. Number 2 wakes up in bed with 3's arm slung over them in a dusty hotel room. 2's head hurts like a bitch and can't recall why this hangover is so bad. (Had to do it. Does 3 wake up? How does 2 cope with this situation?)
Alfred and Sebastian
*finds cat ears on his head* "Wait.. why do I have cat ears on me? What's this mildly sexy man doing on me? IGGY!"
*Sebastian awakes*
"Good night kitty~" -still half asleep-
"WTF THIS ISN'T MCDONALDS YOU LIED" -Alfred raging-

15. Number 5 and 6 sing karaoke. How does it go?
</span>Ciel sings karaoke. His song would be like, "I'm a boss ass bitch!" Like x54 because Ciel is a boss ass bitch~
Then Claude's all like "Call me maybe" but with his own lyrics. I took time to write my own version of what Claude would sing.
"Hey I just met you,
And this is crazy,
Your soul gave me an orgasm,
Please have my babies"
HAHA I love this i really do

16. Ninjas of the Clee-Shay clan surround 1. What does one do?
"I'm Alois! You hoes cannot touch me! And what the fuck are you wearing? Booty shorts are in! You uncultured unfashionable fucks! Please do the whole world a favor and invest in a gucci handbag at least!"

17. The group is at an artist class. Number 6 has volunteered to be a nude model. Is this accepted? Or is the group revolted? Who has the strongest reaction?
OhahahahahahaHAHAHA
REVOLTED
All except Alois, but tbh Alfred's probably sitting there like "I find another british ass I can worship" And Arthur's all jealous.
And Claude's staring at Ciel like, "Paint my private parts, bitch. You seen Sebastians? That ho has nothing on me"

18. Number 7 has a chance to go back and alter a past event. What do they do? How has their life changed as a result?
RANDOM FEELS
He altered the revolutionary war... so he gave Alfred freedom before he could break his heart...
-cries-
I HATE THIS NOW

19. Number 4 shrinks down to be rat sized. Number  5 spots them. What happens?</b>
"Mother Russia!" A tiny shriek is heard but Ciel is the only one around.
"Is this the thing that's gonna be in the cold war? Doesn't look rather threatening." 
Nothing happens until like 10 years later when Russia grows day by day uncontrollably

20. A character of your choice awakens and realizes that this meme was a meme within a dream within a meme.  Or just a dream, whose to say?</b>
CIEL
CIEL DREAMS OF ALL OF THIS
He's just like "da hell what was going on here, holy shit I can't feel my lower half, must've been a crazy dream"
meanwhile sebby is lying next to him with a total rape face.

I had so much fun doing this i'm not lying. I'm making this tradition. I need to do these frequently.

Numbered Meme << Here's the blank meme. I corrected a few spelling mistakes and make the questions bold!